Our Tea Library

Afternoon Delight

How long have you been pouring boiling hot water over your green tea? This tea is more than tolerable when you don't burn the leaves, it's delicious! Ingredients: Jasmine, green tea, chamomile, stevia leaf.

Awake Immune

Wake up in a delicious way and give your immune system a boost at the same time. Ingredients: Black tea, chai blend, turmeric root, ginger root, burdock root.

Berry Tasty Green Tea

Light and refreshingly fruit delight. Ingredients: Green tea, hibiscus, raspberry, natural raspberry flavor.

Calm Your Tits

Our most popular proprietary blend of sedative herbs calms your anxiety and helps you sleep better. (WARNING may make you sleepy). Ingredients: Skullcap, chamomile, lavender, lemon balm, passion flower.

Cafe Charlatan

Feminine AF

Sooth your inner b*tch with this floral delight to ease PMS symptoms and balance your hormonal hostage situation. Ingredients: Pink rose buds, chamomile, holy basil, red raspberry leaf, jasmine, nettle, oatstraw, dandelion leaf, mugwort.

Fruity Booty

Get groovy with this sweet and sassy herbal blend that smells like summer jam. Ingredients: strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, hibiscus, cinnamon chips, raspberry leaf, dandelion leaf, stevia leaf.

Genmaicha

Also known as popcorn tea, this smooth green tea has a delicious roasted malty flavor. Ingredients: Green tea, toasted rice.

Gunpowder Pearl Mint Green Tea

Like a minty campfire, this bold green tea from Morocco has the rich, brothy, slightly smoky flavor of gunpowder blended with refreshing mint.  Ingredients: Green tea, spearmint, peppermint.

Hot Flash Hootenanny

A cup a day for 10 days should allow you to get rid of your personal summer so you can enjoy the actual weather.   Ingredients: Lemongrass, black cohosh, dong qaui, sage, ginseng, ginkgo biloba, red clover, tulsi vana. WARNING: Those being treated for blood pressure or liver problems and pregnant women should not consume black cohosh.

Jasmine Pearls

Fine Chinese artisan green tea that’s hand rolled and layered with jasmine blossoms during processing.  Ingredients: Green tea, Jasmine blossoms.

Monkey Picked White Tea

Pure white tea imparts the lightest buttery sweetness and a hint of apricot fragrance. Though the name comes from a legend, Monkey picked refers to the highest quality tea. Ingredients: White tea.

Morning Person Polyjuice Potion

Move over Harry Potter, our brew tastes better than yours. This zesty blend will help you trick people into believing you're a morning person. Ingredients: Earl grey, orange peel, orange essential oil.

Mullein Things Over

This tea supports lung health while you’re sick and have plenty of time to “mull things over”. Ingredients: Peppermint, elderflowers, yarrow, mullein, licorice root, echinacea, ginger

Netflix & Chill

A warming blend to chill out your inflammation at the end of your day. Ingredients: Red rooibos, cinnamon, fennel, ginger, anise, cardamom, cloves, black peppercorn, turmeric root.

Rusty Guts

Whether it’s nausea, the poops, or you feel like you’ll never poop again, don’t drink liquid pink chalk when you can enjoy our nourishing herbal infusion to support balanced digestive function and improve overall gut health. Ingredients: Marshmallow root, slippery elm, chamomile, plantain, calendula, ginger root, peppermint, fennel seed.

Snot Your Average Tea

Boost your body's sick fighting system with this savory wood & root power blend. Ingredients: Astragulus root, marshmallow root, willow bark (WARNING contains salicin, which works like aspirin), angelica root, burdock root, turmeric root, and ginger root.

Ta Ta Tea

One of the most frequent requests at markets last year, this tea was designed with new moms in mind. Specifically for promoting healthy lactation, with a pinch of saffron to give your mental health a boost. (Not recommended during pregnancy). Ingredients: Stinging nettle leaf, milk thistle, fenugreek, fennel, saffron.

Teanu Leeves

Our tribute tea to the world’s favorite celebrity internet boyfriend. Both strong and soothing this tea tastes like an orange creamsicle with a caffeine kick.  Ingredients: Irish Breakfast tea, Red Rooibos, orange peel, hibiscus, rosehips, rose petals, safflowers, orange, and vanilla natural flavors.

The Basic B*tch of Tea

When it comes to herbs, it doesn't get any more basic than lavender and mint, but that doesn't mean it isn't delicious. Just look at the Pumpkin Spice Latte. Ingredients: lavender, mint.

The Bruce Lee of Loose Leaf

Dragonwell green tea is especially refreshing with nuances of roasted chestnuts.  Ingredients: Green tea.

The Fat Exorcist

Boost your metabolism, curb your appetite, and calm your cortisol. Ingredients: Oolong, peppermint, chamomile, holy basil.

The Tingly Tart

This minty, sweet, tart, flirty lil' blend is great hot or iced. Ingredients: Hibiscus, peppermint, spearmint, nettle, oatstraw, stevia leaf.

Walkin’ on Sunshine

A caffeine-free way to brighten your day and put some pep into your step. Ingredients: Roasted chicory root, ginger root, orange peel, lemongrass, lemon essential oil, hibiscus flower, coriander seed, and cinnamon chips.

Warmth for your Cold Dead Soul

Kick yourself awake and into the land of the living with this bold-yet-heartwarming blend. Ingredients: Assam, red rooibos, licorice root (WARNING high doses of licorice root is not recommended for people with heart or liver conditions).

Witchy Tendencies

"There's a little witch in all of us." Connect with Mother Nature as you drink this lavender for luck. Ingredients: Darjeeling, lavender, peppermint.